Halloween

So I commited to the Halloween costume that I have joked about for a few months. 

A DRAG QUEEN

I am 100% woman I assure you, but I LOVE LOVE LOVE OVER THE TOP MAKEUP. What better way can I show off my love of false eyelashes, glitter and bold eye makeup?!?! I was just youtubing “how to cover your eyebrows.” Let me tell you those queens are fierce!

I may dust on some “5 o’clock shadow” for authenticity and I have an un-used jock strap that I got as an award once (I was a good “supporter” – oh student affairs), but I don’t know if I can commit to a jock strap.

Next year I can be slutty mcslutterson if I chose, but this year I wanted to be kinda slutty, but still poke fun at myself. Pus I’m going to be in New Orleans which is going to be insane. I am going to poll people on the streests of New Orleans ask them if they think I’m really a guy or a girl – should be hilarious. Especially if dudes are into me.

I bought some GIANT hooker shoes that are going to make me 6’3 EASILY  – somehow I am going to walk in them (and walk in them AFTER running a half marathon…yeesh). I have this blue and yellow themed look  – I need to come up with a drag name. SUGGESTIONS?