The sprint triathlon I’m looking at markets itself as: 

We challenge you to work toward accomplishing your dreams…

this triathlon is a starting point:
one tenth of iron distance

Swim 425 yards – Bike 11.2 miles – Run 2.6 miles 

I’m pretty sure I’m going to register after my next pay period. 

July 27th – I’m coming for you. AKA 8 days before my 31st birthday. So my goal of doing a tri while 30 WOULD happen 🙂