Don’t get so drunk at your bestie’s bachelorette that you:
- black out
- puke that night
- puke repeatedly the next morning
- puke in the street on the way to brunch
- not eat most of your brunch and take it to go
- later eat your cold eggs with your fingers
- spend the afternoon in the city with your sister because you chose a later bus because you PREDICTED THE HANGOVER
- buy a “Moroccan” pita at a deli – eat it on the bus at about the halfway point
- Puke said pita in the bus bathroom with 10 minutes left to go of a 5 hour bus ride
- roll into work late today, still smelling a slight whiff of pita puke despite a shower and multiple teeth brushings
For the record I’ll be 32 next week ladies and gents #adulting
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