Month: July 2015

• Quit your job
• Hire a personal trainer to make sure you’re training as expensively as possible
• Make sure you have a pair of new, comfortable running clogs
• Familiarize yourself with the course ahead of time so you’ll know how to direct ambulances to your location
• Carbo-load with plenty of pasta the night before you consider entering a marathon
• Try to run at least once before race day
• Staying hydrated is important, so be sure to drink plenty of bodily fluids
• Bear in mind that cramps are a signal you are about to die
• Visualize your success and how good it will feel to accomplish something hundreds of other people will accomplish before you that day
• Driving 26.2 miles is also an accomplishment of sorts
• Be sure to check with your doctor whether you have any health problems that could give you any excuse whatsoever not to do this

haha great laugh!